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I mentioned in a comment over at Straight Forward that I am so completely bored with everything, especially college, that I’ve been waiting around for the ding! of my RSS feeder like it’s an oven on Thanksgiving.

Therefore, since I don’t have anything remotely interesting to say, here’s some recent clips from my favorite online places:

Mermaid Park

Ass Jack asked me why I shave my legs. “It’s not like you have a boyfriend.” Duh, stupid, that’s exactly why I shave — so that the silky smoothness of my limbs help me bag a man. That’s the only reason why any woman takes care of her appearance, and I’m certainly not going to reel ’em in with my heaving “intellect.”

Vacant

Pre show: I like Ryan Seacrest. I think it’s awkward that he had to talk to people over a bush.

Intensify

I know I definitely was of birthing potential by high school at least, and I think I may have been getting visits from Aunt Flo in junior high as well, but I really have no recollection of when or how (well, I can guess HOW) this supposedly momentous occasion in a girl’s life happened for me. Does that make me less of a woman?

No, but my penis probably does. Hahahaha.

Luire

Sooo, I’m not working at the store anymore. It’s a long story. I got fired for stealing. So hey, not such a long story after all.

Wake Up April

Ryan posted a facebook note about a truck stop hooker that solicted him for sex while she was wearing a Winnie-the-Pooh t-shirt. I responded in a note that said POOH NANNY!

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I’m becoming more sure that when I’m married, I’ll convince myself and my husband to move someplace in which winter doesn’t last for almost half a year. It’s not even the bitter cold that gets to me so much anymore, it’s just the nasty, rainy, constantly gray atmosphere. It’s severely depressing.

I bought some chocolate easter eggs with Molly yesterday and started thinking of not having to wear socks or coats, and Italian ice, and not having school and waking up at 11, and road trips, and warm rain, and hot, hot weather, and it makes me wonder why I’m partial to living in the North East when a good portion of the year SUCKS.

Here’s some past pictures of summer things to get me (us?) through March.

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I blame my recent lack of creativity on a couple things. One would be our inability to get wireless working in the new place, limiting all computer use to the bedroom, where the line is, which sounds extremely spoiled, except for the fact that it only worked on the HP, and not the Mac, my Mac, which felt a lot like being a little kid who got a really sweet toy for Christmas, except that their parents forgot the batteries, and are too lazy or broke or drunk to go out and get them.

Tonight, however, I finally took the five minutes needed to figure it out. And we’re good.

That, and I’ve been sick. Extremely, very, sick.

Luckily, I was well taken care of, and given plenty of juice. And drugs.

I would also blame homework, except for the fact that I would prefer further sickness to actual studying.

Winter is so completely depressing. I really need to bust out the camera and go exploring. Stay tuned.

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