Monday July 30, 2007 at 7:19 pm
The Ring XP
I think that if I had the option of skipping over the next two or three years, I might. What are the early twenties for, anyway?
Maybe it’s because it’s practically August, and the most productive thing I’ve done this summer is produce Kool-Aid. I don’t think I’ve even been grocery shopping in two months. I hate grocery shopping. But I love eating. Conundrum.
Speaking of conundrum, The Ring was released five years ago. The whole thing was based on a VHS tape. The situation would probably be even scarier now, because how much more difficult would it be to find a VCR that can record and copy? What would Samara use today? Facebook? YouTube? I imagine she would be much more satisfied with the internet, getting her word out so quickly and to so many. Eventually, though, everyone with the internet would see it and there would be thousands bringing their laptops and iPods to the streets and forcing the clips upon the homeless, and there would be a mass extinction. Of the homeless.
That went a lot farther than I intended.
Did you know that XP, as in Windows XP, stood for eXPerience? I did. Rad.
I think that if I had the option of skipping over the next two or three years, I might. What are the early twenties for, anyway?
Maybe it’s because it’s practically August, and the most productive thing I’ve done this summer is produce Kool-Aid. I don’t think I’ve even been grocery shopping in two months. I hate grocery shopping. But I love eating. Conundrum.
Speaking of conundrum, The Ring was released five years ago. The whole thing was based on a VHS tape. The situation would probably be even scarier now, because how much more difficult would it be to find a VCR that can record and copy? What would Samara use today? Facebook? YouTube? I imagine she would be much more satisfied with the internet, getting her word out so quickly and to so many. Eventually, though, everyone with the internet would see it and there would be thousands bringing their laptops and iPods to the streets and forcing the clips upon the homeless, and there would be a mass extinction. Of the homeless.
That went a lot farther than I intended.
Did you know that XP, as in Windows XP, stood for eXPerience? I did. Rad.






















