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    A bad fit

    September 28, 2007

    I found myself stalking some old elementary school classmates on Facebook yesterday. I thought about the times I ran home crying from my little Catholic grade school, and how it was always because of John. John was the awful, nasty, hopelessly pimply 5th-grade bully. After finding his profile, I observed his completed major: Elementary Education. I’d very much like to learn of the school that employs him.

    Hello, is this Arbor Heights Elementary School? I need to speak with your principle. You see, you recently hired a “John” to teach 5th grade, and I know personally that he’s capable of tauntingly pointing out a 10-year-old girl’s disproportionately round ass. Frankly, I’m concerned…

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    2 Responses to “A bad fit”

    1. Layla Says:
      September 28th, 2007 at 1:39 am

      I think every elementary school had a John, especially Catholic ones, but ugh, they so don’t deserve jobs. :]

      Actually, if I found out my grotesque bully was teaching my future baby, I would probably make a similar phone call.

    2. SAFFE Says:
      September 28th, 2007 at 3:06 am

      facebook should be called stalkbook. hah!