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Baby Cruise
September 8, 2006
I realize that the general consensus agrees that Tom Cruise is the psychotic source of all evil on Earth and could kill a family of friendly squirrels with his devil eyes and fashion little squirrel coats with his jagged teeth after using the blood to wash down a meal of placenta, but Suri Cruise is undoubtedly one of the most gorgeous babies I’ve ever seen. She’s beautiful. And I want one.
I can’t quite decide which parent she looks like the most, but I’m pretty sure that (at least for the time being), they’re all finally being portrayed as a somewhat normal family. And those eyes make it seem as if that little baby knows exactly what’s going on. About everything.
Categories: Daily
September 9th, 2006 at 10:37 am
Argh I can’t stand Tom Cruise too. But I have to agree with you that his baby is beautiful. You know, my friends and I all think that Suri looks abit asian at certain angles.
September 9th, 2006 at 4:18 pm
Ahh! She’s gorgeous! I love how her eyes are blue and her hair is jet black =) Wow, she’s got a lot of hair for a baby!
September 10th, 2006 at 7:53 pm
Hmm… I think I may love your blog. You’re getting linked!
September 10th, 2006 at 8:19 pm
I have mixed feelings about the whole thing. Bringing a new child into the world is always a positive thing, yet there is something about that photograph that screems world domination.
September 11th, 2006 at 12:38 am
The baby is way cute, Tom is pretty awesome as well.