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Purple roses and disagreeable neck gear

If the topography of Pittsburgh were a flat series of websites, and I was a little arrow floating across it all, I would StumbleUpon the moment I found one of my favorite musicians performing in a little stone park as workers paused and ate their lunches, and recommend that everyone join me.


Scott Blasey of The Clarks

The dog had his surgery today. He’s doing fine, although, from the looks he’s been giving me, I may wake up tomorrow morning with a clear plastic cone shoved down my throat.

And future novels will answer the question, “What are you doing?”

Today’s weather is the epitome of what I regard as typical Pittsburgh. The ground is wet even though it’s not exactly raining. The temperature’s approaching 60ยบ with no sign of sunshine. It’ll probably snow within the next 48 hours, which gives my mother plenty of time to kick on the air conditioner, and myself at least a day’s opportunity to forgo footwear.

Most of the neighborhoods smell like spring and fresh rain, save for the occasional whiff of garbage and sweat, usually stemming from public transportation and the collective locker rooms of Oakland (no more than a short breeze away at any given moment).

After moving last November, I’ve fallen in love with my little part of the city, and almost said so on Twitter. I began listing the names of the other neighborhoods I’ve lived in, in order to conclude that the current place is my favorite, and soon realized that I wouldn’t be able to fit all of them in one tweet. And so I tried to identify a few of the reasons I loved the new community, like how it’s close to all of my other favorite places, and how even though there’s some significant space between my house and town, I can still see the skyline from my bedroom window. But, like many topics, I realized this theme wasn’t cut out for 140 characters or less.

I was recently told that if something couldn’t be said in 140 characters or less, it’s frivolous. So much for show don’t tell. Good thing I majored in creative writing. THERE GOES FIVE YEARS OF COLLEGE.

Salute

Around the time of the election, as I thought back to the personal websites I’d been reading for years, I made a mental note to myself that the ones I really looked forward to reading had the most incredible staying power. It was as if their blogs were never a decision, but rather, something that just sort of happened, a passive presence more like a goldfish that won’t die, despite those days you wish you didn’t have to get out of bed and sprinkle a pinch of flakes into the bowl, but then you’re so glad you opted for an immortal fish instead of that everlasting Rottweiler.

Reading the PittGirl article in yesterday’s paper, especially the part that said, “Mike Woycheck, a local technology analyst who handled technical matters for the site, said he received an e-mail from PittGirl late Monday with a simple message: ‘Take ‘er down,’” I heard, in my mind, the scene in Titanic just before they strike the iceburg, when they attempt to stop the ship and the engines screech and machines buckle under pressure. Her website was one of those places I loved, and probably the first of such that I’ve seen shut down.

An anonymous writer, she declared in the past that if any threat was made to acknowledge her identity, the site would be cut away. Aside from her writing talent, one enviable trait was her ability to attract loyal readership both from those involved with blogs and media, and those who logged on only once in a while to check their email. For this reason, my biggest hope is that she finds another outlet to contribute to, as I’m sure her fans would be quick to follow.

Carson

The other night, after Derrick and I spent twenty five minutes trying to find a decent parking spot and ended up wedged between a chain link fence and an abandoned digger, we began walking our way to Diesel on East Carson to see one of his favorite (and admittedly, one of my new favorite) local bands.

As we were approaching the main drag, we disagreed for the millionth time on the right direction, and for the millionth time, I was absolutely, confidently correct. When I highlighted that fact, he softly mentioned something about how he doesn’t know this part of town, and my reply was a very vocal, and completely mock-serious, I GREW UP ON THESE STREETS.

One thing I discovered upon moving to suburbia when I turned fourteen was that no one ever left. At least until they could legally get into one of the hundreds of bars, nestled comfortably between churches and tattoo parlors, or had to pass through on their way to a high school football game in Mount Lebanon.

While my infancy was spent in my grandparents’ home in Mount Oliver, my mother and I eventually moved nearby, to an apartment on the South Side. This period of my life wasn’t especially documented, save for a few pictures of my diaper-clad self bouncing between sidewalks, staring in awe at dozens of hot air balloons (and not just the colorful bags above wicker baskets — we’re talking giant cookies and bottles of Miller Lite) celebrating the Pittsburgh Regatta, which has since gone to the toilet, along with the balloon festivities.

And as we continued walking, I realized how I haven’t just gone out and taken pictures of the city for a while, and yesterday on my way to work, I shot a few of my old neighborhood and realized how happy I was that I grew up there.


The playground, near the once-home of the South Side Summer Street Spectacular, which my grandfather took me to every summer. There was a massive (from a six-year-old’s perspective), ripply slide that one could climb up via what seemed like a rickety fire escape and ride down in burlap sacks.


Our little Ukrainian Orthodox church, which we attended at least once a week, and had some big effects on my upbringing.


If we walked along these far enough, we’d eventually meet a group of ducks by the river, and feed them slices of white bread.

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P.S. Thank you to everyone who let me know that this post was printed in City Paper. It was strange, and awesome, to see something I wrote published simply as black text on paper, without photos and colors and links. And electricity. In any event, as is usually the case, I’d be clueless without you.

PodCamp, and also, more

I attended PodCamp Pittsburgh 2 last summer without knowing a single person or what exactly went on there. In my mind, I envisioned a crowd of programmers and online entrepreneurs, and there I would be, a student who wrote about high school marching bands and scarecrows for an audience of five.

It ended up being the most fun I’d had that year, and that included my 21st birthday and Halloween. Those I met were, and still are, some of the funniest and most talented people I know, and have become not only incredible friends but all-around lifelines. While the subject matter is obviously techy, the atmosphere is completely laid back and approachable, and as a Pittsburgher, it was probably the most beneficial event I ever attended in the city.

The website lays out a schedule of events, which begin Friday, the 17th at the Art Institute of Pittsburgh. Everyone is welcome, even if you bought your first computer yesterday (in which case, wow, I’m really amazed that you’re already reading this).

Unfortunately, my schedule won’t permit my presence on Friday or Sunday, and on Saturday, I’ll be bouncing between locations, pushing the limits on how many smoke breaks a non-smoker can take. I will, however, be there in the early afternoon, at least, for one panel.

Panel Details

Title: Success! (Blogs, shows, podcasts)
Time: 11:00 – 11:45
Location: THE HUB (Room 440)

I’ll be discussing (my take on) goals and criteria for success in new media from the point of view of a personal blogger, and will be joined by John and DJ G of The G Spod (America’s foremost gay podcast), Sickpuppy and Father Spoon of Should I Drink That? (the podcast beer gods), and Rich Westerfield, owner / blogger of Aldo Coffee. The session will be moderated by Justin Kownacki of Something to Be Desired fame (2008 Yahoo! Award-nominated web sitcom).

I’m positive there will be a lot of great info and plenty of laughs (and not only at me). I really hope you’ll come not only to our panel, but to the event in its entirety. You won’t want to miss the after party.

There was something so pleasant about that place

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The New American Music Union wrapped up last night with a performance by Bob Dylan. All of the weekend’s sets surpassed my already high expectations.

Equipped with a press pass that got me into American Eagle headquarters, I was lucky enough to attend a small pre-show conference, where a few of the headliners and hosts answered questions and shared their perspectives on the city and show. (Thank you, C.C.)

Curating the session was Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers who, while he didn’t perform, was responsible for organizing the event (which quickly sold out of its 10,000 tickets).

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“Music is still the most inspiring creative force that I know of and this seemed like a prime opportunity to let it shine. Add to this the fact of a generously low ticket price and that it all takes place in the streets of Pittsburgh and we have the most rocking block party of the summer.” -Kiedis

Danger Mouse of Gnarls Barkley (left) said of Pittsburgh, “We were expecting Detroit, and got Chicago. Which is a good thing.”

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I love concerts and am generally used to ridiculously overpriced merchandise and the same type of venue over and over again, but American Eagle did a pretty good job of adding to this festival’s distinctiveness. They gave away name brand event t-shirts (which were nice enough that I probably would’ve bought one if they weren’t handed out) with every ticket purchase along with plastic, logo’d water bottles to coincide with cooler stations set up throughout the area.

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Gnarls Barkley was my favorite set. The lineup was fantastic, and it was exciting to see and hear such a unique mix of sounds, as I doubt I would’ve ever gotten a chance to see The Raconteurs or The Duke Spirit live if it wasn’t for this festival.

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Worlds collide

The other day, I discovered that Facebook has a blog networks application, which, if it was still 2004, I would’ve avoided like a Lindsay Lohan movie. I sometimes find myself wondering why for so long, it was acceptable to publish pictures of drunken shenanigans on a social network, but I was terrified to own up to my running commentary on plane rides and professors. Why was that more offensive?

Fast forward four years, and my real-life friends are sending chain emails about their latest blog posts.

David Karp: People have been so paranoid about having any presence online for such a long time. A lot of them have gone through that transition of “Well, shit, it’s out there. I’m searchable on Flickr or Google. The cat is out of the bag, and the only way to take back that control is to get out there and have a presence, have an identity that you feel represents you.

American Eagle is bringing the New American Music Union to Pittsburgh over the next two days, and I’m anticipating that it’s going to be one of the biggest festivals the city has seen for a while. I’ll be down there for the majority of the weekend, so please hold your ears if my excited updates are becoming too much.


New American Music Union Stage Build from CC Chapman on Vimeo.

Titanic Sinks! …awkwardly

Wednesday morning, as I prepare to visit the Titanic Exhibition at a local museum:

“Carnegie Science Center.”

“Hi! I know you’re supposed to call a couple days in advance for reservations, but my sister and I were planning on arriving at 1, and I wanted to be sure there was room…”

“I’m sorry, we’re not showing today.”

“Oh, darn. All full?”

“No, we were flooded last night.”

“…heh.”

“…”

Awkward giggle.

“Ma’am?”

“I’m sorry, were you kidding, or…”

“No ma’am, we had a water main break in the building.”

“Oh. OH! Well, uh, thanks.” Click.

Over the top

I went to Kennywood yesterday and used a disposable camera for the first time in at least five years. I started using a cheap Kodak point-and-shoot sometime around 11th grade.

There was something kind of cool about being limited to twenty-seven shots. Where I would usually take five or six pictures to get something right, I only took one.

If my hair got in the way, I couldn’t delete it.

Coincidentally, I value and (surprisingly) like them a lot more than any of the digital pictures I’ve taken in a pretty long time.

As I drive

I swear, for the past week, I’ve awakened every morning to beautiful, sun-filled blue skies. I’ve stretched and smiled and said, “so pretty!” And it never fails, by the time I get myself together and set foot outside, the sky is overcast and it’s at least 25 degrees colder than I feel it ought to be.

I went to watch the first lacrosse game of the season yesterday, and by the time the final whistle blew, I noticed that my manic sideline pacing had not only caused mud to crawl up to my knees, by also that the denim was frozen solid from the wind, resulting in a back-to-the car wobble resembling an uncomfortable non-cowgirl in chaps.

I’ve also been doing a lot of driving to various city outskirts lately, and it never ceases to amaze me how far away you can be from downtown while still catching small glimpses of the skyline. I always get at least a little excited when I’m over 20 miles from the city and can see four spikes sticking out of the hilly horizon in front of me.

It’s kind of like that thrill you got when you were a kid and your parents were driving you down that main street in Homestead to Kennywood and in the distance you saw the hazy loops of the Steel Phantom, and that’s pretty much still the case for me now except that the Steel Phantom was turned into the Phantom’s Revenge and instead of loops there’s just that one big hill which is still daunting but slightly less threatening.

Bello has been joining me on a lot of my road trips, and has finally become brave enough to do the dog thing of sticking his head out the window as I drive. I’ve taken to pulling his hair up, as it’s growing at an alarming rate, and the weather’s still too cool for a shavin’.

What? Stop rolling your eyes. It’s blue. Jesus.

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