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Curating the Web
February 28, 2007
I mentioned in a comment over at Straight Forward that I am so completely bored with everything, especially college, that I’ve been waiting around for the ding! of my RSS feeder like it’s an oven on Thanksgiving.
Therefore, since I don’t have anything remotely interesting to say, here’s some recent clips from my favorite online places:
Ass Jack asked me why I shave my legs. “It’s not like you have a boyfriend.” Duh, stupid, that’s exactly why I shave — so that the silky smoothness of my limbs help me bag a man. That’s the only reason why any woman takes care of her appearance, and I’m certainly not going to reel ’em in with my heaving “intellect.”
Pre show: I like Ryan Seacrest. I think it’s awkward that he had to talk to people over a bush.
I know I definitely was of birthing potential by high school at least, and I think I may have been getting visits from Aunt Flo in junior high as well, but I really have no recollection of when or how (well, I can guess HOW) this supposedly momentous occasion in a girl’s life happened for me. Does that make me less of a woman?
No, but my penis probably does. Hahahaha.
Sooo, I’m not working at the store anymore. It’s a long story. I got fired for stealing. So hey, not such a long story after all.
Ryan posted a facebook note about a truck stop hooker that solicted him for sex while she was wearing a Winnie-the-Pooh t-shirt. I responded in a note that said POOH NANNY!
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