Saturday December 2, 2006 at 12:24 pm
Great job!
I’ve had eight jobs in the past eight years. Here, I will summarize them in eight words.
Title: University Admissions Office
Amazing recommendations and essays? Don’t care. SAT’s, bitch.
Title: Junior High Lacrosse Coach
Made me want to have eighteen daughters. Word.
Title: Summer Camp Counselor
Hundred+ degrees always. Picked ticks off small children.
Title: Abercrombie and Fitch Sales Representative
Overpriced clothing makes for repulsive customers. Still broke.
Title: Coat Hanger at Fancy Restaurant
$20 for hanging fur? Take me home, please?
Title: Best Buy Sales Representative
Overpriced video games equal horrid, befuddled little boys.
Title: Housekeeper at Nursing Home
Title says enough. Elderly are friendly, but gross.
Title: Intern at Office of the District Attorney
White, rich lawyers hit on or ignore interns.
I’ve had eight jobs in the past eight years. Here, I will summarize them in eight words.
Title: University Admissions Office
Amazing recommendations and essays? Don’t care. SAT’s, bitch.
Title: Junior High Lacrosse Coach
Made me want to have eighteen daughters. Word.
Title: Summer Camp Counselor
Hundred+ degrees always. Picked ticks off small children.
Title: Abercrombie and Fitch Sales Representative
Overpriced clothing makes for repulsive customers. Still broke.
Title: Coat Hanger at Fancy Restaurant
$20 for hanging fur? Take me home, please?
Title: Best Buy Sales Representative
Overpriced video games equal horrid, befuddled little boys.
Title: Housekeeper at Nursing Home
Title says enough. Elderly are friendly, but gross.
Title: Intern at Office of the District Attorney
White, rich lawyers hit on or ignore interns.
Ooooh, I’m going to try.
Title: Starbucks Barista
I spit in your four dollar nonfat latte.
Title: Office of Information and Technology Student Assistant
Browsing the interent aimlessly for hours for money.
That was fun. Was that a holidaily prompt?