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May 24, 2008
During my off time from engulfing grilled sirloin Qdoba burritos, without the beans, and pulling Bello’s ears, I sometimes think about this website and the downfalls of so utterly breaking my anonymity.
I’m over-thinking, over-analyzing, and am somehow paranoid about ruining my reputation if someone clicks over and finds out that the reason they couldn’t get a hold of me before 11AM was due to a daiquiri-fueled Waterfront tryst. All this torment over a blog! A blllaaawwwggg. Who even knows what one of those is, because I have no idea?
Damn you, hipsters. Slow down, this is a neighborhood.
And really, what kind of image am I trying to uphold here? One that reassures I’m college-educated, professional, and I’ve never touched even a cigarette in my life? Or, being all of those things, when did I become too self-important to impart my feelings that higher education has been the most God-awful, soul-slaying time of my life, or how fervently, entirely, irrationally I was in love with my pot-smoking, tattoo-loving boyfriend?
Because admitting that is like, totally, the late-teens brand of cool, and I’m, like, so beyond that, man? By the way, have we met? My name is Moral, I’m 22, here let me show you my stock options.
187 joseph fienne hot
89 joseph fines nude
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12 pink hair joseph fiennes
4 yorkie joseph fiennes husband
2 joseph fiennes smooth chest
= 344 intelligent googlers turned thatnight.net visitors left sad and unfulfilled.
Categories: Daily

May 24th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
You are hilarious, and I hope you find the stregnth to keep writing, you know, everything.
May 24th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
It seems like it would be easy to get caught up in the “blog how people think you feel” as opposed to “blog how you truly feel.”
I think whatever you choose, to be completely out there, or more guarded, or somewhere in between, you’re writing is good enough that you’ll be successful, and more successful yet.
P.S. What about Joseph Fiennes leather thong? Because I totally searched for that last week.
May 24th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Haha, joseph fiennes smooth chest.
Nice.
May 24th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Shakespeare in Love was on my TV a minute ago.
AHHHHH I have internet access for the night!!!!
May 25th, 2008 at 7:06 am
I know some keywords that are going in this week’s show notes.
May 25th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Fervently is one of my favorite words, evar.
May 26th, 2008 at 11:40 am
I think you’ll be fine. You write great stuff and I have the feeling that anyone who doesn’t “get it” when they read here isn’t worth worrying about.
May 26th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
You have it easy. I’ll live in regret about my “innie nipples” post. I mean, seriously, who googles for “innie nipples” ??? freaks.
May 27th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: What, you don’t know?
May 28th, 2008 at 12:37 am
Josh Hall - It’s going to take a lot of restraint for me to not refer to you by that search term.
Danielle - HA.