Sunday November 2, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Michelin Tire Guy?
Tonight, at 7PM, as I sat in the passenger seat of a moving truck, the same place I’d been twelve hours earlier with what felt like having close to the same amount accomplished, I began making excuses in my head for not blogging today, the second day of NaBloPoMo. Granted, this was easier than, say, attempting to put an interesting spin on Nutella.
I mean, I haven’t exactly announced that I was participating. I’ve told one person, but it wouldn’t be especially difficult to discredit him, based on his past reputation with crazy.
That being said, while I’m continuing to prepare a string of sentences for all of the things I’d like to eventually mention but probably won’t get around to doing ever, I’d like your speculation on the following costume, seen Halloween evening.
Ungroomed Old English Sheep Dog?
Hurricane in the Checkout Lane?
Swiffer Duster?
Tonight, at 7PM, as I sat in the passenger seat of a moving truck, the same place I’d been twelve hours earlier with what felt like having close to the same amount accomplished, I began making excuses in my head for not blogging today, the second day of NaBloPoMo. Granted, this was easier than, say, attempting to put an interesting spin on Nutella.
I mean, I haven’t exactly announced that I was participating. I’ve told one person, but it wouldn’t be especially difficult to discredit him, based on his past reputation with crazy.
That being said, while I’m continuing to prepare a string of sentences for all of the things I’d like to eventually mention but probably won’t get around to doing ever, I’d like your speculation on the following costume, seen Halloween evening.
Ungroomed Old English Sheep Dog?
Hurricane in the Checkout Lane?
Swiffer Duster?
It’s either…
“The Eternal Battle between Paper and Plastic”
or
“Recycling Gone Wild”.
I’m just saying…
I know! He’s the Great Pacific Garbage Patch!
If he has Heels and a bikini top under all that hes that homeless guy from The Strip.
A rubbish tip? Ooh you don’t say rubbish do you…garbage…I got nuthin.
Do we get to find out what s/he was?
allright i just can’t resist, don’t you get it? it’s white trash!
That’s the weirdest costume ever!
Recycling Man?
He’s the lame step-brother of Spiderman.
Omg that Swiffer Duster costume is soooooo funny and trippy! And I lovee the Swiffer Duster. Mwahahha!
Unfortunately, I can only speculate as to what this guy was actually going for, but all of these ideas are golden. Homeless guy from the strip! HA!
Uncle Michael – Why didn’t I think of that!
I’m going to admit, the first thing I thought when I saw those pictures was, “What weird sort of bar mitzvah is that?” Wherever that party was held looks so much like my temple that the costumes didn’t even register– they just fed into my odd fantasy that this was the sort of bar mitzvah that I wanted to be a part of.
And this is a perfectly sound post for NaBloPoMo. I just wrote a few sentences about finding bacon in my quiche. Anything you post has to be better than that1
K.
Bag lady? Do you know the answer?
OK I am peeing my pants…Homeless guy in the strip! OMG that is funny – white trash is also very very funny.
Hey mdp are you my brother? you came up with the White Trash…hum bro that is pretty funny!