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      My About page, a few hundred years ago

      October 18, 2007

      My About page, a few hundred years ago

      After three years of patience, I’m still pursuing a suitor. This year, I’m a commoner. Again.

      Within those past three years, I have:

      Attended one school, for three days
      Left the Catholic church
      Played my lute
      Broke my lute
      Walked twelve miles to a joust with some crazy gypsies
      Trained a lovely horse
      Spent hours cross-stitching as is appropriate for my age

      …and by and by.

      I recently left my suffocatingly small cottage and ventured to the court located much closer to the Queen, the most divine being in all the land.

      I love knights, the theater, and masquerades. I’m terribly uneducated, and incredibly modest.

      I have a dream of owning three dresses before I’m 25. I make it a point to bathe monthly. I really like the ideas of science and innovation, although tend to be entirely too involved with my role as a woman.

      I think my father proves that.

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      6 Responses to “My About page, a few hundred years ago”

      1. Robert Says:
        October 18th, 2007 at 5:51 pm

        Brilliant.

      2. Lisa Says:
        October 18th, 2007 at 5:59 pm

        Ummm…the picture?

        lmao.

        I’m dieing.

      3. Michael Says:
        October 18th, 2007 at 6:07 pm

        =)

      4. Leslie Says:
        October 18th, 2007 at 7:11 pm

        La-dee-da, bathing once a month. We are so fancy, aren’t we? It looks like I’ll have to roll in my own filth for the both of us.

      5. Woy Says:
        October 18th, 2007 at 7:26 pm

        “I’m terribly uneducated”

        Hah!

      6. Emma Says:
        October 18th, 2007 at 11:27 pm

        I love it!