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    November / Untitled

    November 18, 2007

    Time to write,
    Wake up head!
    Wordpress screen.
    Brain is dead!

    Turkey time,
    Four more days!
    Too much food.
    Weight will raise!

    Neighbor’s loud.
    That’s not nice!
    Knock on door,
    Stab him twice!

    Christmas coming.
    Give me pause!
    Evil being,
    Santa Claus!

    Scalding choc’late,
    In my mug!
    Pup comes home,
    Stains on rug!

    English major,
    College bliss!
    A hundred grand,
    For crap like this!

    Dan’s idea to write in verse!
    Please don’t leave! Could be worse!

    Categories: Daily

    19 Responses to “November / Untitled”

    1. Robert Says:
      November 18th, 2007 at 10:45 pm

      Marry me.

      :)

    2. Leslie Says:
      November 18th, 2007 at 11:04 pm

      Reading this makes me feel like someone’s tickling my heart with a feather!

    3. Michael Says:
      November 18th, 2007 at 11:07 pm

      =) I was stuck trying to think about what to write, too.

    4. Christina Says:
      November 18th, 2007 at 11:26 pm

      Knock on door,
      Stab him twice!

      Out-fucking-standing. I love it.

    5. shannon Says:
      November 18th, 2007 at 11:46 pm

      you woke up in verse? impressive, I woke up stupid and groggy.

    6. Sam Says:
      November 19th, 2007 at 12:40 am

      wow, that’s good! i can’t wait for turkey day.

    7. Reluctant Blogger Says:
      November 19th, 2007 at 5:12 am

      Ah glad you have sorted out the neighbour at last!! I guess that probably counts as exercise of sorts - a couple of vigorous stabs must raise the heart rate and then you could always have done some step aerobics on his guitar!!
      Coming here always makes me smile!!!
      Gina x

    8. Nicole Says:
      November 19th, 2007 at 7:27 am

      Love it. Stab him twice line, pure genius. :)

    9. ollka Says:
      November 19th, 2007 at 1:36 pm

      i you love

    10. amy Says:
      November 19th, 2007 at 2:26 pm

      Friggin’ adorable. You’re so cute.

    11. Angela Says:
      November 19th, 2007 at 4:42 pm

      This was seriously HILARIOUS!!!!!

      Love IT!

    12. Uncle Crappy Says:
      November 19th, 2007 at 5:01 pm

      Possibly my favorite blog post of all time.

    13. Mariposa Says:
      November 19th, 2007 at 6:16 pm

      Love it! One of those feel good blogs… ;)

    14. rye Says:
      November 19th, 2007 at 6:37 pm

      I’m with Christina - those lines are sheer genius!

    15. Marianne Says:
      November 19th, 2007 at 8:20 pm

      Rachel, you’re so great.

    16. Laura Says:
      November 19th, 2007 at 9:09 pm

      creative! i love it.

    17. Dan Says:
      November 19th, 2007 at 9:29 pm

      holla

    18. Woy Says:
      November 19th, 2007 at 9:30 pm

      If only I could write nice poetry like this…

    19. Erin Says:
      November 20th, 2007 at 4:06 am

      This is good stuff.