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Summer checklist
August 12, 2006
Recommended list of items:
- Travel to the beach and live completely out of the car for one full day. No hotels permitted.
- Have an all-inclusive summer fling.
- Waterski.
- Run at 4:00am from the woods to the beach. Preferable: Have 6+ athletic teenage boys ambush you with water balloons as you sleep to set up an excellent chase for a hard run.
- Lose time. Lose balance. Lose sleep.
- Drive for hours. Stay for hours. Come back late.
- Laugh until you can’t speak. Repeat.
- Scream in sheer happiness.
- Lose the cell phone.
- Smile. Stare. Talk all night.
- Wear the same three outfits for over five weeks. Dress up for dinner like it’s prom.
- Hold hands. With both sexes.
- Learn culture. Respect it. Incorporate.
- Begin life over. Look forward to doing it again.
This weekend:
Remember when I left my job early to travel with that Turkish boy? You know, the superhuman athlete who smiles when asked if the rumors are true, is he really in that video game, and wears Abercrombie and Fitch like it’s his job?
Yeah, that was right now.
August 12th, 2006 at 4:16 pm
Wow.
:D That sounds amazing.