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Superior Partners
April 10, 2007
Qualities to be looked for and admired in significant others:
- The ability to cut fruit one-handed
- A family much different from one’s own
- A desire to carry all of the grocery bags to the house
- A similar desire to remove garbage bags from the house
- A willingness to be the driver when traveling
- Acceptance, or slight disregard of, excessive computer attachment
- Toleration of ridiculously awful television
- Creative ability, or at the very least, appreciation of creative ability in others
- Gratitude for the purchase of atmospheric-scent-enhancing candles
- Bonus: The capability to select a tolerable scent other than vanilla
- Selfless removal of chin stubble from sink nooks
- Abundant laughter, and the causing thereof
- Appreciation of mascara and Jon Stewart
- A mastery of denim
- Good teeth
April 11th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Toleration of ridiculously awesome television is a must. I mean, who hasn’t wasted entire Saturday afternoons watching Laguna Beach or The Hills?
April 11th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
I said “awesome” when I meant “awful.”
April 21st, 2007 at 12:19 pm
There is no guy out there willing to watch my tv. I’ve given up on that a long time ago.