Speaking of Holograms
Technology has come a long way from the typewriter. As I speak I’m writing on a computer. It’s crazy, I know. How can a man, such as myself, afford a computer in this day and age? Investing in Cambell’s Soup is what.
Anyways, besides holograms a new innovation I’ve been growing accustom to has been Coffee Cake. It’s new at Caribou Coffee and it’s about time. It’s the perfect combination of cake, and cinnamon, and crumbs. This thing must be held together by glue because basically it’s just a load of crumbs crushed into cube. Impossible to eat this thing without embarrassing yourself. It takes a human of high charisma, charm, good looks, as well as confidence to devour the whole cake and still retain their dignitity.
I just took a bite now. My co-workers starred at me in awe - they’re god damn amazed. Thanks Coffee Cake. You’re the best friend I’ve ever had. Want to start a blog together? We could call it SureBoutCoffeeCake. I’ll check godaddy for that domain name.
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