wherefore you’ll be able to avoid future douchey English majors
Quick language lesson.
A brief sampling of Twitter:
“Wherefore” does not mean “where.” It means “why.”
Yes, Juliet did say, “Wherefore art thou Romeo.” The balcony scene you’re vaguely remembering from your 9th grade lit class is actually a soliloquy. In that moment, Juliet is not calling out for her boo’s location. She’s just realized he is, oh noes!, Romeo Montague, and is literally exclaiming why, oh God, why.
