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The plaid’s not cute
April 24, 2006
My team had a game against a tiny Catholic school today.
Every time my girls scored against them, which was about three times as much by the end of the game, they made snide remarks and rolled their eyes as if the ball just argued against wearing hooker heels to the spring fling dance as it skipped past their goalie.
Really, what exactly is saying to someone on another team, “yeah well… well… you look like a man,” going to accomplish? Do 13-year-old girls need to compensate for their lack of athletic skills and maturity by scornfully insulting an opponent’s short haircut? Do they really need to laugh at someone who has fallen even though that girl was able to get up and sprint halfway down the field before their nasty little pigtails even knew what happened?
Good thing we won, or there would be 13 little brats with bloody noses crying to their daddies that the mean opposing coach grabbed a stick and smashed some faces at halftime.
April 24th, 2006 at 11:55 pm
Congrats on your win! Aren’t you suppose to soil yourself in excitement now?
April 25th, 2006 at 8:08 pm
i’m glad you won. i hate girls. not yours, theirs
April 25th, 2006 at 9:30 pm
Omg your last sentence cracked me up, lol.
April 25th, 2006 at 10:08 pm
The little bitches! They must have known that they had no chance winning against your girls and resorted to throwing snide remarks at them. What sore losers. They’re lucky that they lost, or they would have incurred your wrath! ;D Anyway, congrats on the win!