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    Thesis : The Phantom of the Opera is the most villainous media character ever to exist.

    February 5, 2006

    Argumentation:

    + Paid a large salary just so he won’t kill anyone.
    + A mask for every occasion.
    + Bass-heavy theme song.
    + Magician, architect, playwrite, song writer, voice coach, and master of seduction.
    + Capable of shaking an entire theater with his voice.
    + Uses said voice to get his point across in song, or, if the ocassion calls, strong-worded letters.
    + Kills a man on stage, in front of an audience, and instantly moves on to continue acting in the performance.
    + He cries. Come on.
    + Still buys his girl flowers.
    + He’s stylish. Likewise, he can swing his cape like a mofo.
    + Gerard Butler is hot.
    + In real life, based on legend, he wins.

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